Police are clearing out the bar? I know just the song to play...A Massachusetts DJ received a summons and was fined $50 for disorderly conduct after playing a song while police attempted to clear a severely...
WARNING: Unicorn crossingInstead of chasing a white Bronco, police in California found themselves chasing a white unicorn Wednesday night.Sandra Boos, a photographer in Fresno, California, was conducting...
Hey honey, I'm home and I'm not deadMarriage can be rough. Especially when your spouse hires a couple of hitmen to kill you.Balenga Kalala of Melbourne, Australia paid for three men to kidnap and murder...
Bring a gun for self defense, accidentally shoot someone instead
Maybe he should have waited and rented the movie instead.
Last week in Renton, Washington, 29-year-old Dane Gallion went to the movie...
"Hello 911?" "Hang on, I gotta finish my order first."
Workers at Clearsight Opticians in Fort Lauderdale, Florida called 911 in September after a man fell out of an exam chair and began to have a seizure.
Their...
Insert bananas, receive stolen gold chain
Police in Mumbai, India, force fed a thief 48 bananas last week in order to make him pass a gold chain he had swallowed.
On Wednesday night, 25-year-old Gopi...
Sanctuary for a fowl soul
Just days before Thanksgiving, one turkey turned to a church in hopes of getting a reprieve from the dinner table.
A large turkey showed up on the doorstep of St. Luke's...
I will love you tooth the end
What better way is there to prove your undying love than to give your fiancee a piece of you?
That's probably what Lucas Unger was thinking when he proposed to his girlfriend,...
Start Halloween off with a bang
Out of the many potentially offensive costumes to choose from for Halloween, one soldier decided to dress up as a suicide bomber.
He then decided it would be a good idea...
Students protest statue of despicable human being—Thomas Jefferson
With so many major issues facing the world today—like poverty or homelessness—students at the University of Missouri, Columbia are...
Putting the high in Ohio
A 22-year-old man called 911 earlier this month after he smoked too much weed. When officers arrived at the man’s house, they found him curled up on the floor in the fetal position...
From Velociraptors being compared to fluffy dogs to people dying their armpit hair, here are this week’s five crazy headlines:
Study: Velociraptor was a “fluffy, feathered poodle from hell”
Apparently,...
